• Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
  • Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore

(via emjaeusa)

  • person 1: i can draw really well
  • person 2: i'm really athletic
  • person 3: i write really well
  • person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
  • person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
  • person 6: i can dance really well
  • me: i can breathe

How to be classy in three easy steps:

(Source: the-vashta-nerada, via h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s)

(Source: ibookworm, via playinghurt)